If you Treat him nicely, says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from Kampung.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quite, he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you, he is great.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you don't make love to him, he will say you don't love him;
If you do, he will say you are cheap.
If you tell him your problem, he will say you are troublesome;
If you don't he will say you don't trust.
If you scold him, you are like a nanny;
If he scold you, it is because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If you smoke, you are bad girl;
If he smokes, he is gentlemen.
If you perform anything well, he will say is luck;
If he does well in anything, it is his brain.
If you hurt him, you are cruel;
If he hurts you,you are too sensitive.
If you send this to guys, they will swear that is not true;
but if don't, they will say you are selfish.
Check yourself as a guy if you are not guilty of any of this.
