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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Men are hard to please

If you Treat him nicely, says you are in love with him;

If you don't, he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;

If you don't, he says you are from Kampung.

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;

If you keep quite, he says you have no brains.

If you are smarter than him, he will lose face;

If he is smarter than you, he is great.

If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;

If you love him, he will try to leave you.

If you don't make love to him, he will say you don't love him;

If you do, he will say you are cheap.

If you tell him your problem, he will say you are troublesome;

If you don't he will say you don't trust.

If you scold him, you are like a nanny;

If he scold you, it is because he cares for you.

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;

If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

If you smoke, you are bad girl;

If he smokes, he is gentlemen.

If you perform anything well, he will say is luck;

If he does well in anything, it is his brain.

If you hurt him, you are cruel;

If he hurts you,you are too sensitive.

If you send this to guys, they will swear that is not true;

but if don't, they will say you are selfish.

Check yourself as a guy if you are not guilty of any of this.